You know you've been spending too much on flowers when:
- Your florist has your credit card information on file
- You know your florist by name
- Your florist recognizes your voice when you call
- The florist has the receipient's details on file
- Your florist emails you a reminder that her birthday is coming up
- When you mess up and write the wrong age on the greeting card, your florist reminds you that she's turning 27, not 28!
Bloody hilarious (and pathetic).