You know

You know you've been spending too much on flowers when:

• Your florist has your credit card information on file
• You know your florist by name
• Your florist recognizes your voice when you call
• The florist has the receipient's details on file
• Your florist emails you a reminder that her birthday is coming up
  AND
• When you mess up and write the wrong age on the greeting card, your florist reminds you that she's turning 27, not 28!

Bloody hilarious (and pathetic).