Monday, July 17, 2006

She belongs to me

She belongs to me now.
I don't care what people say. I don't care that some people think she never 'belongs' to you.
I am her master.
I own her. I tell her what to do. And I can do what I want to her. If I feel like it, I can touch her, caress her. Feel that nice smooth round butt. Even in public. Even in front of family.
I can hurt her if I wanted to. Not that I ever will, intentionally, but I feel oh-so-powerful knowing that.
I can ride her whenever I want.
I decide when I feel like feeding her. Bathing her. Starving her.
She belongs to me now.

I got this from the bank today.
(What, you thought I was talking about my girlfriend? She's a nurse. Nurses run the show)

I decided to pay off my 4-year car loan a couple of years early (it's nice not having to pay an arm and a leg for a car like back home, and oweing the banks for a generation). I figured I'd saved enough.
So now, Veronica physically, emotionally AND legally belongs to me.
I should take her out for a college-girls' fundraiser carwash to celebrate.

Then again. Veronica is a woman's name. I can't be selfish; she needs to be pampered too. So perhaps something she'd enjoy?

I'm making myself sick. I'll stop here. (Hey, you. Guy in the spandex undies. Yea, you with the butt hair. I said I wanted two coats of wax, not one)


Anonymous ront said...

congratulations! I understand the excitement with getting done with loan....

one question...of all the car choice...why an accord?

1:08 AM  
Anonymous anastasia said...

wahh... congratulations! and the pic with that fat guy in spandex, not very hot. Lol

8:14 AM  
Blogger vagus said...

i LOVE the accord.
it's reliable, great resale value, runs well in the winter (otherwise might have gotten the S2000).
i got the 2door accord coupe, and i think it looks great.

8:15 AM  
Blogger midnite lily said...

woohoo! nice numbr plate! =))

9:06 AM  
Blogger Las montañas said...

No SUVs for you?

9:03 PM  
Anonymous ront said...

oh...was just thinking since you're in america, why not one of those v8 4liter gas guzzlers. how much is a gallon of gas where you are?

i remember back in 99 there are still those 85cents/gallon for the lowest grade (is it RON 88?)

but why re-sale value such an important criteria unless you plan to ditch the car in 3 years time?

1:04 AM  
Blogger vagus said...

Gas is 2.99/gallon.
i don't like SUVs anyway. And resale value is always something I consider, whether or not I'm planning to ditch the car.
Makes for easy upgrades to my Boxster :P

8:13 AM  
Blogger caryn said...

that's a very very very disturbing photo... urgghhh

6:43 PM  
Blogger PaulOS said...

hi caryn.. yeah disturbing photo.. but with Vagus.. who can say what's gonna happen next?

Maybe he'll get pregnant and pose nude for some magazine (ala demi moore? :o

oh no. i think i've given him an idea already .. rats

anyways.. Glad for you and your car. My Zeph is gonna be mine this coming February.. it's not as fantastic as Veronica.. but. he sure serves me well.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

Congrads! That is a mighty great feeling to own your car, title in hand.

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