Boys with Too Much Time on Their Hands

Question: What do you get when you put a crazy Seremban clown and a retarded Penang nut together on a long 4th of July weekend?

Answer: Boys with too much time on their hands

Kicking football around at backyard

CSC: Hey, look at them fireflies

RPN: Maybe can take photos

CSC: Ya ya. Let me get my tripod, can use long exposure to catch their blinkin' asses

15 minutes later, inside house...

RPN: Oii, quick quick. Have some in my hands. Find me a transparent jar or something?

CSC: Hmm, where got? Aiyah use my beer glass lar.

RPN: Too small lar. Get Helen's sushi seaweed jar (please don't tell her we used that to store bugs!)

RPN: Ok, all 5 bugs in. Now all we do is wait for them to blink and we snap some photos

15 minutes later...

CSC: Eh, still nothing la. You sure you didn't kill them or squish their glow-glands ar?

RPN: Nolar, still moving. I think that one's feeding on the seaweed

CSC: I think I read from somewhere they don't glow in captivity?

RPN: Lemme go check the web...

5 minutes later...

RPN: Hey, this website suggested warming them up to get them to be more active. That'll start their blinking

CSC: Warm? How? Can put the jar into the microwave or not? Ok, got it. Lemme use my portable winter heater and blast the jar with it

5 minutes later...

CSC: Sh*t! The blardi room now like a sauna and they're still not doing anything. Wait wait... that one seems to be moving. Lemme get my camera and tripod ready...

RPN: THERE! THERE! Blinked! Quick, take photo!

CSC: Sh*t, missed it. Ok, camera now ready. Come on my pretty ladies. Show me your booties...

2 minutes later...

RPN: Nothing wor

CSC: WTF??!? This is pathetic.

5 minutes later...

CSC: Aiyar give up lar. Got better things to do. Go let the bugs out lar

RPN: (Lets bugs out of jar) Ok, all done. Eh, they started lighting up again lar. Look at them go...

CSC: @#%$&!!!

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