Boys with Too Much Time on Their Hands
Question: What do you get when you put a crazy Seremban clown and a retarded Penang nut together on a long 4th of July weekend?
Answer: Boys with too much time on their hands
Kicking football around at backyard
CSC: Hey, look at them fireflies
RPN: Maybe can take photos
CSC: Ya ya. Let me get my tripod, can use long exposure to catch their blinkin' asses
15 minutes later, inside house...
RPN: Oii, quick quick. Have some in my hands. Find me a transparent jar or something?
CSC: Hmm, where got? Aiyah use my beer glass lar.
RPN: Too small lar. Get Helen's sushi seaweed jar (please don't tell her we used that to store bugs!)
RPN: Ok, all 5 bugs in. Now all we do is wait for them to blink and we snap some photos
15 minutes later...
CSC: Eh, still nothing la. You sure you didn't kill them or squish their glow-glands ar?
RPN: Nolar, still moving. I think that one's feeding on the seaweed
CSC: I think I read from somewhere they don't glow in captivity?
RPN: Lemme go check the web...
5 minutes later...
RPN: Hey, this website suggested warming them up to get them to be more active. That'll start their blinking
CSC: Warm? How? Can put the jar into the microwave or not? Ok, got it. Lemme use my portable winter heater and blast the jar with it
5 minutes later...
CSC: Sh*t! The blardi room now like a sauna and they're still not doing anything. Wait wait... that one seems to be moving. Lemme get my camera and tripod ready...
RPN: THERE! THERE! Blinked! Quick, take photo!
CSC: Sh*t, missed it. Ok, camera now ready. Come on my pretty ladies. Show me your booties...
2 minutes later...
RPN: Nothing wor
CSC: WTF??!? This is pathetic.
5 minutes later...
CSC: Aiyar give up lar. Got better things to do. Go let the bugs out lar
RPN: (Lets bugs out of jar) Ok, all done. Eh, they started lighting up again lar. Look at them go...
CSC: @#%$&!!!
posted by vagus at 11:15 PM
6 Comments:
Aiyor!!! Really nothing else to do.. is there a hope for the future of all Endorcrinologist and .. err I dunno what is RPNs profession.. heh heh heh..
But I am glad that CSC and RPN didn't start holding hands *ref to blog on CC's website* when they saw the fireflies etc etc..
RPN will be an oncologist. Still retarded one, but a well-paid oncologist, no doubt.
No, we didn't hold hands! :P
Yeah... you only look for 'hairy legs' right? ;> ha ha ha ha
The phrase "Hairy Legs" has returned to haunt you.. muahahhaha..
ROTFL!!
Aisey, didn't hold hands ar? Y'think these fireflies only light up for errr... straight couples?? That may explain why they behaved so strangely hor.
Hahaha... what guys do to entertain themselves. Was once in a situation where I was the only gal around 5 guys and they were up to nonsense doing the craziest things. Don't guys do anything else?
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