Sunday, August 24, 2008

My Birthday Present

Be forewarned: This is a TMI posting (Too Much Information).


I turned 32 a few days ago.
So now that I'm a big-time consultant (I'm being sarcastic, obviously), what did I buy myself, you may wonder?
Perhaps that Mercedes-Benz SLK 300 I have been lusting after for 3 years? Or, as some of you has suggested, a Porsche Boxster S?
Or, perhaps befitting my new title, I splurged on a Rolex?
Erm, no.
I got this. As some you of may recall, I've lamented in a previous post about how you don't feel comfortable if you don't wash your butt after taking a dump, even if you've wiped. Call me a simpleton, but really, it's one of those things that make like so much more pleasant.
And so, last week I bit the bullet, and spent $14 (well, I had a $30 Amazon voucher) on this little nifty device.10 mins of tinkering around, and viĆ³la!
I now have a bidet! Best 14 bucks I ever spent.
After you're done with your business, wiped, with a simple twist of the lever, you get a clean squirt into your nether regions.
Yes, life is so much better now that I'm 32.
(And some of you in Malaysia actually think that I lead an exciting life, huh? forum smileys )

4 Comments:

Blogger Iml said...

Practical!

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy belated birthday. If it makes your butt happy then the bidet is definitely the best present :o)

aidareza

2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doc, I think that this device is not practical at all.
Reason?
The water that washes your butt will flow down onto the device that's squirting the water and contaminates it.
Agree?

10:05 PM  
Blogger vagus said...

not true. works like a dream. it squirts water onto your an*s which then trickles into the bowl. the water does not come into contact with anything else.
best use of my money evar!!!

10:55 PM  

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