Sunday, August 24, 2008

My Birthday Present

Be forewarned: This is a TMI posting (Too Much Information).

I turned 32 a few days ago.
So now that I'm a big-time consultant (I'm being sarcastic, obviously), what did I buy myself, you may wonder?
Perhaps that Mercedes-Benz SLK 300 I have been lusting after for 3 years? Or, as some of you has suggested, a Porsche Boxster S?
Or, perhaps befitting my new title, I splurged on a Rolex?
Erm, no.
I got this. As some you of may recall, I've lamented in a previous post about how you don't feel comfortable if you don't wash your butt after taking a dump, even if you've wiped. Call me a simpleton, but really, it's one of those things that make like so much more pleasant.
And so, last week I bit the bullet, and spent $14 (well, I had a $30 Amazon voucher) on this little nifty device.10 mins of tinkering around, and viĆ³la!
I now have a bidet! Best 14 bucks I ever spent.
After you're done with your business, wiped, with a simple twist of the lever, you get a clean squirt into your nether regions.
Yes, life is so much better now that I'm 32.
(And some of you in Malaysia actually think that I lead an exciting life, huh? forum smileys )


Blogger Iml said...


7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy belated birthday. If it makes your butt happy then the bidet is definitely the best present :o)


2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doc, I think that this device is not practical at all.
The water that washes your butt will flow down onto the device that's squirting the water and contaminates it.

10:05 PM  
Blogger vagus said...

not true. works like a dream. it squirts water onto your an*s which then trickles into the bowl. the water does not come into contact with anything else.
best use of my money evar!!!

10:55 PM  

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