Thursday, January 11, 2007


As I open my mailbox, my hands tremble in anticipation. I find a large, nonchalantly unmarked envelope. Could such an innocent cover hide such sin? Such temptation? Slowly, I slit the envelope open.
Yes!!! The magazine is finally here. My precious...
I dreamily, lustily look at the glossy cover.
Heart a-pounding, I slowly flip the pages, and begin to admire the models. Such spectacular, sensual beauties. In various states of reveal. My pupils dilate. Heart rate increases. Breathing deepens, exhaling in slow sighs of pleasure.
I brush my fingers on the images. Imagining how it would feel to really caress the beauties. To feel her skin. Her body. Picturing the pleasure, the adrenaline, the warmth. The power.
I can only imagine how it would feel, to ride her. Oh, will that day ever come?
Is this what they call lust? And can I ever replace my love?

(And no, this isn't my video. The hardtop convertible roof mechanism is amazing. *drool drool*)

Yes, I think I've decided on the Mercedes, despite the overwhelming popularity of the Porsche in that reader survey I posted months ago. Something about the hardtop convertible just does it for me. And somehow, unlike Veronica's, I just didn't like the look of the Boxster's ass. Porsche had sent me the wrong car brochure, mailing the Porsche Cayman catalogue instead of the Boxster as I had requested (point deduction for that). Plan to testdrive the car sometime next month. Here's another really cool TV ad.


Blogger Mei said...

I bet it's an automobile magazine :P

3:04 AM  
Blogger Tanya said...

Motorcyles. Has to be motorcyles. I've heard these same comments when my husband lusts after them.

9:16 AM  
Anonymous dhssraj said...

its a car mag. i have a feeling its a boxter

6:20 PM  
Blogger Xiao said...

Auto mag....

11:48 AM  
Blogger PaulOS said...

must be one of the cars... a roadster maybe..

and 2ndly a new mountain bike maybe.. heh heh

2:29 AM  
Anonymous masdie said...

Seriously dude, if you buy a porsche nine eleven (it's just a couple more grand), I'll definitely go on a date with you.

9:12 AM  
Blogger vagus said...

1) A 911 is a lot more expensive than just a couple of grand extra
2) if i go on a date my gf will chop me into little pieces. but thanks for the offer though.

9:25 AM  
Blogger caryn said...

you did say if i visit you, you'd let me drive your car, right? :D

5:47 AM  
Blogger PaulOS said...

After watching Top Gear .. the SLK280 sounds yummy... you should watch it on YouTube.. :D

So when u getting it? Veronica being dumped?

9:18 PM  
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