Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I've been abusing Kristin. My own mother would be ashamed of me. Such shameful behaviour. And, of all people, by a physician. Sometimes I just need to remember that I'm no longer single, and can't do the things I used to do. Having a partner changes things. Can't take certain liberties for granted anymore.

Scenario 1:
Me: Babe, would you like some toast with jam for breakfast?
Kris: Sure.
Me: Hmm. Can't seem to find the expiry date on this jar of jam. How long do these things last anyway? (I believe this has been in my fridge since the days Helen and Nick were here)
Kris: They should last forever, no?
Me: Ok.
5 minutes later...
Kris: That was good, thanks.
5 hours later, I notice (in fine print) :

Expiration April 4 2006

Scenario 2:
Me, about to leave for work: Babe, help yourself to the cereal for breakfast, ok? Milk's in the fridge....

But what I didn't realize- A picture says a thousand words:

I mean, this is unacceptable treatment for a girlfriend. Totally acceptable way to treat a sister, but certainly not my girlfriend (Yen... would you like some milk? ).
No wonder I came home from work 2 days ago and found she had shopped for groceries for me (thanks, babes)


Blogger caryn said...

whoaa.. thanks a lot lar.. :P
i can tell that you love me sooo much..

9:46 PM  
Anonymous ront said...

what you described is totally opposite in my scenario...

me: eh..go get me something to eat..
her: yes, master

wahahahaha...speak abt abuse...

12:56 AM  
Anonymous ront said...

on a serious side...quoting you.."I mean, this is unacceptable treatment for a girlfriend." let's see if you're one of those few who can keep up with this same standard well into the years.

12:58 AM  
Anonymous Hijackqueen said...

Dem happy issit. Finally got someone to wash your undie.

1:28 AM  
Blogger titoki said...

Poor Kris... ;)

4:05 AM  
Blogger blueapple said...

April 4 is my birthday er.....

did she get diaorhea after consuming the jam???

9:53 AM  
Blogger vagus said...

nope. no food poisoning :P

6:56 PM  
Blogger dobbs said...

Most impt question - what about the ironing? ;)

10:32 PM  
Anonymous yvy said...

hahahaha!! reminds me of my college days ~ it's scary to suddenly see something black n moldy at the back of the fridge after eons coz u have no idea what it actually was in the first place, when u first put it in the fridge. uugghh! although it does make a GREAT guessing game..... :P

11:06 PM  
Blogger PaulOS said...

hahaha... my gfren started to do my ironing until, I really got her to stop.. coz.. i am a slob who doesn't want to be helped. Hahahaha

So anyways... I am changing jobs.. and I don't need to wear ironed clothes anymore.. back to jeans/cargos and T shirts.. muahahhaha..

5:57 AM  
Blogger piffles said...

gawd. this is yukmah for words. no wonder you don't read my blog anymore. *sniff*

*wink wink* waHahAHhaHAHaha

12:13 PM  
Blogger vagus said...

Piff: I DO read your blog, and still pretty frequently too

12:31 PM  
Anonymous mayan said...

funny.. sounds a lot like us over here actually... we buy too much every time we go grocery shopping then when we finally want to use something then realise it's expired! so has she moved in with u?

12:35 PM  
Blogger piffles said...

oh. sorry. shy. =P

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