Thursday, January 05, 2006

Sifu V's Forecast

I consulted my trusty Crystal Ball to see what might be in store for us in 2006. My predictions for the year?
  • Our national car carrier attempts to break into the washing machine industry. Fierce competition with Hitachi causes it to go bankrupt
  • A controversial ex-President appears in a leading American publication
  • Malaysia's first submarine runs aground off the coast of Port Dickson; the crew is saved by illegal Indonesian immigrants who are then granted citizenship for their heroic efforts
  • In an unexpected twist, the police reveal that the controversial video clip was in fact a scene from the HQ gymnasium of one of the prospective athletes for the coming olympics; the policewoman featured was in fact the gym coach
  • Malaysia gains worldwide recognition for draping the world's biggest batik on the Statue of Liberty; a mere RM1.2 million will be spent. This historic event will be marred by the death of one of the expedition members after falling off Lady Liberty's nose
  • Our country launches a chemical attack on Australia in retaliation for comments that Proton was 'a pile of junk'. Our chemical weapons consisting of durian warheads wreck havoc on the continent, but strangely enough, immigrant Malaysians are unaffected


Anonymous coolcat said...

ROTFL! The batik on Lady Liberty is just too much! But if this comes true, Sifu - you will be femes!

11:42 PM  
Anonymous mayan said...

tk u're mad!!!

4:49 AM  
Blogger Gina said...

Ha ha ha!! Gym coach?? Ha ha ha!

9:46 AM  
Anonymous sabrina said...

another prediction for 2006: Dr TK will be married to Ms Joey Yap ( the femes astrologer in Penang) and together will combine to open an astro-crinology clinic :P

11:18 PM  
Blogger vagus said...

i get married this year??
must quickly start my diet then :P

11:31 PM  
Anonymous sabrina said...

yea yea!! go to Marie France and be a spokesman for them :D And then you pray hard that Christie Chung will be walking in between you and a Jaguar ( just like in the commercials)
And go do some funky hair do like Ricky Martin and shake the.. ahem.. booty..
Bet you'll be married this year!!

If you do, you owe me a big one!
*wink* ahem..

4:20 AM  
Blogger PaulOS said...

Sifu V... i guarantee you can get married this year.. no need to predict one.. .. if you come home.. hook up with a chick.. and get caught by JAIS.. ha hah a hahahahhahahhahahhah sure settle in 24 hours.. ka kakakkaka

the batik thing doesn't seem improbable.. but RM1.2 million. i dun think so..

7:56 PM  
Blogger PaulOS said...

about the durian attack.. you forgot... tempoyak, smelly taufu, etc

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