Signs you're getting old..

Some of my good buddies are celebrating their birthdays this month (November seems to be a popular baby-popping month, doesn't it?). So this is specially for them. Thanks for keeping me sane in this place/job!

• You refer to 20-year olds as 'those kids'
• You quit counting your grey hairs but start counting your cholesterol
• Exercise is.... straining to get that last piece of poop out
• You comtemplate picking up cigar smoking, because you know smoking's too late to kill you anyway
• Your dream car isn't that sporty coupe anymore, but a family-sized minivan
• Your idea of a great time out is coffee with good friends
• You find Diane Keaton extremely sexy
• You have friends on Viagra, and you don't find that funny
• People use only one candle on your birthday cake
• Between an extra hour of sleep and nighttime sex, you pick the extra hour