Sunday, October 23, 2005

Why I hate Fall

No more burgers on barbeque grills
Too cold, with early morning chills.
No more biking on the Douglas trail
Instead, stuck at home, writing emails.
Leaves have turned yellow, then
stool-brown
And soon, there won't be any around.
Changing of the seasons, a miracle in the making,
Perhaps, but Gawd, HOW I HATE RAKING!
Trees become bare, skinny like Kate Moss
Makes me wanna tell Mother Nature: Up Yours!
For I know, the misery that is to follow:
5 months of nothing but f*cking snow!
But instead, I tell myself, to grin and bear it.
To be patient, and to tolerate.
Who knows, what may be in store this winter?
Maybe Santa will bring me a spinster.

11 Comments:

Anonymous cathie said...

LOL... by these lines, I'm glad you're still an endo specialist by trade and not a wannabe-writer!!! hahahahhaa...

Yeah the cold here sucks a big fat dong... but then when you look at it another way... you learn to see the beauty in every season... the feeling on a hot summer day when you dip in the cool rippling pool... but just as well... in the winter enjoying a hot cup o'joe by the fire place... it's beautiful and comforting and makes you marvel at the changing of the reasons right?!? Take care over there and stay warm!!! ;)

12:25 AM  
Anonymous oooops said...

pfffft... "changing of the reasons" I said... SEASONS I mean... lol... I'm surviving on 3 hours of sleep here so I'm excused... :D

12:27 AM  
Blogger Greenapple said...

if you hate fall, i surmise that you'll hate winter even more, eh??
but a white Christmas is still worth the anticipation, isn't it?

I always love to see the change of seasons ... every season has its own beauty ...

7:12 AM  
Blogger piffles said...

spinster????

8:52 AM  
Blogger Kimberlycun said...

heh cheer up.

why spinsters...can use mail order bride.

9:45 PM  
Blogger vagus said...

1) actually i DO like winter
2) where can i find mail-order brides?
3) spinster: can't think of anything else that rhymes
4) yes i suck at poetry. if you can even call it that.

10:00 PM  
Blogger dobbs said...

Your poetic skills need a little...errr a lot of work ;)
Calling someone a spinster will prob send them running in the opposite direction! How about "winner" instead?

1:23 AM  
Blogger Flatfeet said...

Sigh* I can't stand winter/fall times. So dreadful. I remember when I was studying for the exams, I need to hibernate under the blanket for an afternoon nap.

Oh, got mail order bridesgroom? Let me know guys.

4:56 AM  
Blogger Gina said...

Hehe. I think a SUITOR is a better word compare to a SPINSTER. ha ha.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous mayan said...

hey... so i can expect more emails then? :)

12:23 PM  
Blogger PaulOS said...

hmmm... patience does pay off man :)
just keep trying ... *grin*..

it paid of for me *grin*

Write that letter to Santa now V.. :P

6:01 AM  

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