Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Things You Don't Wanna Hear Your Doctor Say

  • Oops!
  • Oh Crap! (actually uttered those words when I was putting a line into the internal jugular last week. Luckily the patient didn't hear me)
  • By the way, you weren't planning on having more kids were you?
  • Are you insured?
  • My name is Dr. Hannibal Lecter
  • Nurse, we're gonna need the heavy-duty cement-dissolving enema
  • You did say you were here for a vasectomy, didn't you?
  • First, lemme give you the good news....
  • Are we missing a pair of surgical forceps?
  • You win some, you lose some
  • Humming the tune of Money, Money, Money when he's checking you out
  • I'll need the larger gauge needle

3 Comments:

Anonymous Jotay said...

Hahaha... that was hilarious but I'm sure wouldn't want to hear it from my doctor.

4:36 AM  
Blogger Watch 'n Wait said...

Hah! You're really bad, aren't you?

12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So funny! Cate

1:57 PM  

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