Things You Don't Wanna Hear Your Doctor Say

• Oops!
• Oh Crap! (actually uttered those words when I was putting a line into the internal jugular last week. Luckily the patient didn't hear me)
• By the way, you weren't planning on having more kids were you?
• Are you insured?
• My name is Dr. Hannibal Lecter
• Nurse, we're gonna need the heavy-duty cement-dissolving enema
• You did say you were here for a vasectomy, didn't you?
• First, lemme give you the good news....
• Are we missing a pair of surgical forceps?
• You win some, you lose some
• Humming the tune of Money, Money, Money when he's checking you out
• I'll need the larger gauge needle