Why My Girls Will Be Smelly

Conversation between Alli and I as she as watching me get dressed. I reached over and grabbed my underarm deodorant.

Alli: Daddy, what are you doing?

Me: It's so that my armpits will grow hair.

She looks over to mommy and notices her clean pits, and then looks back at me.

Alli: O_o

 

Ah, and they say parenting is no fun. Next, I'll have to teach my kids why you need to wash your butt after you take a dump.