Conversation between Alli and I as she as watching me get dressed. I reached over and grabbed my underarm deodorant.
Alli: Daddy, what are you doing?
Me: It's so that my armpits will grow hair.
She looks over to mommy and notices her clean pits, and then looks back at me.
Ah, and they say parenting is no fun. Next, I'll have to teach my kids why you need to wash your butt after you take a dump.