Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Spam

It's entertaining sometimes looking at my spam mail.
Yes, I think we all acknowledge spammers as idiots with too much time on their hands so no one has any respect for them. That being said, how on earth do they come up with your profile?
If someone took at look at my spambox, they'd think I'm a senior citizen (which also explains the Viagra and personal scooter ads) from the FUTURE (note some emails are coming from 2038?) who is into swinging and is looking for a f*ckbuddy. I'm also wanting to earn his degree. And for some stupid reason I've been injured by a Mirena IUD; probably because I was so dumb I stuffed it up my penile urethra.
Sigh. Good thing the spambox gets rid of these automatically.
Curse the spammers. Sangchaimouseefat!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sangchaimouseefat!- Hey Doc! Just wondering if this is medically possible?!

1:02 AM  
Blogger vagus said...

Erm. Imperforate anus, which is rare. But I suppose seefat isn't really just the a-hole, is it? ;)

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are absolutely right! Seefat encompasses the butt cheeks as well as the a-hole which only deepens the mystery! Nevertheless, one of the worst kind of curses man can think of.

4:59 AM  

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