Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Signs You Are Made For Fatherhood

  • You're able to pee with one hand while holding the crying baby with the other
  • You use your sleeve to wipe snot off your toddler's face
  • You can change a diaper at 2:45 AM in 15 seconds
  • You get 10,000 steps on your pedometer just from bouncing the babe and chasing the toddler
  • Your dress shirts are stained by baby puke
  • You fantasize about owning a Honda Odyssey
  • You have over 50 channels on your TV, including >10 HD and 3 3D channels, but you spend most of your time watching Nickelodeon Jr
  • You don't think twice about wolfing down that half-eaten piece of fried chicken your toddler has been pawing
  • You wear your Baby Bjรถrn with pride
  • You're still hungry but you give the last chicken McNugget to your daughter because she wanted it


Blogger iml said...

Yes, A true blue Dad indeed. Then again whenever were our dads like that? Not Mine. He was a true blue TeoChew.

9:15 PM  
Blogger vagus said...

So true. We have a great father, but how has roles changed over the generations. My dad never changed a diaper, or kissed my oowies when I hurt myself. When I was bad, I was spanked (and I deserved it!). If I spank my kids now, the social workers will come knocking!

5:47 AM  
Blogger Piffles said...

HEY doc!!

I just wanted to say howdy it's been a whileeeeeeeee! glad to know that you're doing awesomely fine over there and congrats on fatherhood (x2)!!

and a happy belated birthday greeting!

10:29 AM  
Blogger vagus said...

Thanks, Piff! Longtime no see... hope you're doing well

10:33 AM  

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