Signs You Are Made For Fatherhood

• You're able to pee with one hand while holding the crying baby with the other
• You use your sleeve to wipe snot off your toddler's face
• You can change a diaper at 2:45 AM in 15 seconds
• You get 10,000 steps on your pedometer just from bouncing the babe and chasing the toddler
• Your dress shirts are stained by baby puke
• You fantasize about owning a Honda Odyssey
• You have over 50 channels on your TV, including >10 HD and 3 3D channels, but you spend most of your time watching Nickelodeon Jr
• You don't think twice about wolfing down that half-eaten piece of fried chicken your toddler has been pawing
• You wear your Baby Björn with pride
• You're still hungry but you give the last chicken McNugget to your daughter because she wanted it