Signs You Are Made For Fatherhood
- You're able to pee with one hand while holding the crying baby with the other
- You use your sleeve to wipe snot off your toddler's face
- You can change a diaper at 2:45 AM in 15 seconds
- You get 10,000 steps on your pedometer just from bouncing the babe and chasing the toddler
- Your dress shirts are stained by baby puke
- You fantasize about owning a Honda Odyssey
- You have over 50 channels on your TV, including >10 HD and 3 3D channels, but you spend most of your time watching Nickelodeon Jr
- You don't think twice about wolfing down that half-eaten piece of fried chicken your toddler has been pawing
- You wear your Baby Bjรถrn with pride
- You're still hungry but you give the last chicken McNugget to your daughter because she wanted it
posted by vagus at 8:38 PM
4 Comments:
Yes, A true blue Dad indeed. Then again whenever were our dads like that? Not Mine. He was a true blue TeoChew.
So true. We have a great father, but how has roles changed over the generations. My dad never changed a diaper, or kissed my oowies when I hurt myself. When I was bad, I was spanked (and I deserved it!). If I spank my kids now, the social workers will come knocking!
HEY doc!!
I just wanted to say howdy it's been a whileeeeeeeee! glad to know that you're doing awesomely fine over there and congrats on fatherhood (x2)!!
and a happy belated birthday greeting!
Thanks, Piff! Longtime no see... hope you're doing well
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