Friday, July 10, 2009

I'm Rich!!

Omigod! We're rich!! Pity to you, my poor readers, for I am sure I will be swimming in more wealth that you can ever imagine. I was lucky enough to win this internet lottery from Switzerland!
That's 1 million Euros! US$1,359,000!!! The cars I can buy! The 2nd, 3rd, 4th wives I can wed. Oh, the mansions we'll live in.
Never mind that I never really entered any lottery- some kind stranger must have put my name in for me. Never mind that I have never been to Switzerland; after all with the internet I don't need to move my fat ass off my chair to travel. Never mind that the currency of Switzerland isn't the Euro. And never mind that they listed a Belgian contact for a Swiss lottery.
(Are people really stupid enough to fall for these things, anymore?)
(and no, while my wife, family, health make me feel rich, wealthy we are not. I was being facetious, dear readers)


Anonymous gina said...

Well, in England, there is this woman who thinks the elephant is bigger than the moon.. so anything goes... LOL

9:26 PM  
Blogger walla said...

u'r just hyperventilating in the last two posts.

12:05 AM  
Blogger obese so-p said...

haha, when i was attached to a GP, a letter reached him saying someone with the same family name has left a will of 1 million US dollars to him.
(we're in the uk)

and he kindly agreed to give me 60 percent.
he said he wasn't a greedy man =D

and that was just hilarious to me !
share the fake wealth

6:42 AM  

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