Dear Santa:
I've been a really good boy this year. I've done the dishes and laundry. I brush my teeth at least twice a day, wash my butt after I'm done pooping. I do (almost) everything Kristin tells me to. So, I hope you'll remember that when you come down my chimney this Christmas. What I'm really wanting this year:
- Mercedes SLK 280, iridium silver exterior, red leather interior, with the heating, lighting packages and the Ipod integration kit
- A new computer- would love an HP desktop with at least 2 Gb RAM and 19" monitor
- Sony digital camcorder- to record those special moments leading to and during our wedding
- Complete set of Victoria's Secret Emma Collection 2007 (to give my fiance mar). I'll take the full-sized posters too, thank you (this one's for me)
- Samsung or Sony Bravia XBR4 46" LCD HDTV
- More hair on my scalp
- Halo 3
Thanks, Santa. Will have a glass of scotch and some pretzels by the tree. None of that pathetic milk & cookies the other kids give you.
posted by vagus at 10:16 PM
7 Comments:
HP???...everyone knows ibm is the best. :p
The fact that you know what the "Emma Collection" is is hysterical!
teej: IBM no longer makes computers, remember? :P
PT: A boy's gotta do his homework. PS 90% of men will know what the Victoria's Secret collections are
You can have my 19' Samsung LCD.Can tumpang Santa's sleigh when he drop off the 6 speed, silver, TRDed FJCruiser.
ask for a Full HD Projector lah....plus a screen to go with it...sweet 120" of WS movies....
and use the 46"TV as a pc monitor....that'd be sweeeet..
not so sure abt the lingerie thing.....it hardly stays on..the urge to peel them off the ladies would be too great.
Please, vagus, DO NOT make Santa drunk. He has to come down my chimney too, you know! I have my list as well :)
Oh my goodness, even I don't know what the Emma collection is!
Haha.
btw, may I have your turkey recipe pretty please? I want to try making a turkey this year since I have an oven. My email's tehpanas gmail com
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