Thursday, September 22, 2005

The Versatile Pager

The Totolola Advisor Gold™ Word Message Pager (name ahbeng-ified to prevent lawsuit). So versatile. Really. Their functions include:
  • Alarm clock
  • Patient-related messages
  • Emergencies ("Code Blue...")
  • Personal messages ("You left your fly open" or "Hot nurse at 6 o'clock")
  • Means of Escape. If you get a really long-winded patient: "... and then I told my son that he shouldn't date that skank, but he did anyway, and so they...." you can just pretend you got paged (on silent mode) and just excuse yourself from the room (have done this more than a few times)
  • Showing off (ooh, you must be a doctor...)
  • Vent frustrations. Can't believe how therapeutic it is to accidentally drop your pager down the stairs. But, they must have anticipated these things... the damn pagers are indestructible. My friend in medschool once claimed she dropped her pager into the toilet by accident. Most of us didn't buy that
  • Vibrator (in silent mode) (for massage-lah! What were you thinking???)
  • Paper Weight (with built-in holster clip too!)

I remember when I first picked my pager up years ago. Wow, lookie here, I'm a real doctor now. 30 minutes and 20 pages later, I was ready to run it over with my car.


Blogger Chen said...

urrgghh... Frankly speaking I hate carrying pager !!!!!!
Pager is the most annoying things..
I prefer colleagues to call me on the phone in my working place or call my handphones...
Really hate the beeping sounds of pager...
HATE IT !!!!

9:01 AM  
Anonymous mayan said...

tell me about it.. in my previous hospital they were introducing DECT phones.. which were even worse.. i kept refusing to go collect mine, rather used a normal bleep (our word for pager).. but had the use the stupid DECT phone when on-call.. hated it!!!! can't even go to the toilet in peace!!

10:51 AM  
Blogger shaylagrace said...

:) you make the doctor's life so real to the rest of us.
its been fun reading your anecdotes...keep them coming ya.tq:)

4:29 PM  
Blogger Greenapple said...

totolola, what a name! sounds so much like a lolly to me! haha.

1:34 AM  
Blogger Gina said...

Ah Longs are the ones carrying pager in Malaysia. Ha ha ha.

4:03 AM  
Blogger vagus said...

ya. i work part time as ah long too. haha

8:20 AM  

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