Trust me:"A bidet is not something you soak your ass into"
Pronunciation: bi-'dAFunction: nounEtymology: French, small horse, bidet, from Middle French, from bider to trot: a bathroom fixture used especially for bathing the external genitals and the posterior parts of the body
A friend recently returned from a trip to Barcelona. Stayed at a spiffy hotel with bidets. Unfortunately, he didn't know what to do with it, and was gullible enough to believe his liar of a friend, who told him to use it to soak his fat (oops, I meant firm) ass like a sitz bath.
posted by vagus at 1:53 AM
5 Comments:
Wow! Good inovation! Where did you find it?
chwee
the bidet has been around for quite some time i believe.. ha ha ha
in Japan.. it's integrated into 1 unit..
man.. it comes with seat warmers and hot water, pressure control, and even hot air blowers!!!
all just to wash your bum..
I don't see why you have to have 2 seperate.. a commode and a bidet.. heh heh heh..
Your friend's liar friend was kind. He could have said it was a luxury contraption for people who preferred bigger basins to wash their face hehe.
Hi Tink..
That would be believeable if it was about 2-3 feet higher.. ha ha ha..
some ppl i know have actually done their business in the bidet.. ha ha ha.. gross or what!
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