Que Sera Sera

In a moment of creative brilliance ('creative' to be very subjective), Dr. Vagus presents his version of Que Sera Sera:

(yes, I know it doesn't rhyme. There's a reason I didn't do poetry)

When I was a med student,

I asked my intern, what would life be?

Will it be cushy, will it be sweet?

Here's what he said to me:

Que Sera Sera,

It's more fun when you're an MD,

You get your own pager now,

You make some money.

When I was just a resident,

I asked my fellow, what would life be?

Will it be cushy, will it be sweet?

Here's what he said to me:

Que Sera Sera,

You finally know some things,

And it's nice to get more sleep,

No overnight calls.

When I was just a fellow,

I asked my consultant, what would life be?

Will it be cushy, will it be sweet?

Here's what he said to me:

Que Sera Sera,

Life finally gets easier,

You make fellows do your work,

And take your pager calls.

Now that I'm a consultant,

After 12 long years, of training

I realize something, to my chagrin:

Those bastards lied to me!

It does not get easier,

I still get paged every night.

And I bring home loads of work,

Should have dropped out of school.

Feel free to sing along....