Question: When is it legal to shoot your wife?
Answer: At paintball!! We spent the weekend visiting Kristin's best friend 5 hours away. And joined them for a paintball session. Something her friend has been hosting in conjunction with her birthday for the last 3 years, as a fundraiser for toys for kids.
It was our first time playing paintball. It was quite an adrenaline rush, actually. And great fun; we now have several welts and bruises to show for it.
(and no, I did not shoot my wife)(not that I wasn't tempted, but I was too fearful for the safety of my gonads had I shot her)