The 10-Lb Mystery

Here's one of the unexplained mysteries of the cosmos: How can a 12-pound Shih Tzu produce 10-pounds of poo?
It was a nice day, and Kristin and I were planning to have the neighbours over for a block/housewarming party. And because there were going to be kids running around, we didn't want anyone to accidentally fall into poop, and decided to go pick up after Chloe. Only to realize in disbelief how much crap there was. The possibilities? The neighbours dogs have been sneaking over to take dumps? We've been overfeeding our dog? Our dog (like her master) is just full of shit? (or maybe we just haven't cleared our yard for too many days?)

Judging by her look, she knows the answer to the mystery. But she's not telling.