Why you shouldn't live with bachelors

Did an inventory of stuff I had in my kitchen closet. Pastes/spices from home.

WTF??!?

Some of them years old. Uh-oh. Which led to this conversation with my housemate:

TK: "Wei, wanna eat 6-month-expired food for dinner or 7-month?" (Ayam kurma or ketupat with satay sauce?)

TS: "Aiyeh anything lar. Hungry lar."

TK: "7-month it is, then."

12 hours later we're still ok. I guess what they say is true; Malaysians have the strongest stomachs and can eat anything.